Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Best Katie Holmes Video on YouTube

If you're pressed for time, slide over to the last part. The Sims games are awesome, my daughter was looking over my wife's shoulder while she was playing once and convinced her to make her couple have a baby. When the baby began continually crying, my daughter suggested simply putting it out in the yard and it would eventually disappear. That was a teachable moment.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Tom and Katie are Man and Wife

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise exchanged wedding vows Saturday evening in a 15th-century castle in an Italian medieval town. Arnold Robinson told The Associated Press that the ceremony had taken place.


Thursday, October 26, 2006

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Set a Wedding Date

The long anticipated nuptials will happen in Italy on November 18. There really isn't much else to say about this. The tabloid editors are probably privately complaining about how boring and normal it all is. The paparazzi are overjoyed at being able to spend some time in their native land for a change. Andy Dick is apparently cancelling appearances so he can devote all of his time to final preparations ( oh wait, that was just a skit ). The baby is still too young to march in the wedding party. Maybe next time. L. Ron Hubbard took his Sea Org to Sicily during his search for treasure that he told them he had buried in a past life. Maybe there is a connection.


Thursday, August 24, 2006

Katie Holmes Must Still Have A Soul

Here's my argument, Katie Holmes still has scientology 'handlers' following her around. If Tom and his pod-mates, or whatever they are called, were confident that she wouldn't do or say anything to sabotoge their agenda, they would let her out on her own.

This story is claiming that Katie brought a 'guest' to a fashion magazine's party even though it wasn't allowed and none of the other people who were invited brought a guest with them.

I think the whole thing with cults (including the ones that get to be called religions) is that they are just like hypnotism in that they can't make a person do something against their will. Threats and intimidation get better results and are therefore commonly used in tandem with religious teachings.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are Not Selling Exclusive Photos of Baby Suri

This is a news item where the people with the facts are holding out to make a few extra days worth of news out of the story. Tom Cruise takes the offer for a photo exclusive off the table because the millions weren't forthcoming. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's windfall went to charity. I wonder if all the media companies knew that any money that came Tom's way would go to scientology. You can't make a feel good story out of this whack cult.

Anyway, hours of fun can be had with an image search for 'Suri.' Alpacas, distinguished middle-eastern men, naked tribesmen, all of these and more go by the name 'Suri.'


Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Katie and Suri Visit the Maternal Grandparents WITHOUT Tom

One of those ubiquitous 'insiders' is quoted in Life and Style as saying the following regarding the trip to Ohio:
"He told Katie he wasn’t going, considering the bad relations between him and her family. Katie was really happy he said that, because she’d been afraid to admit to him that she didn’t want him to go."

Monday, May 08, 2006

Cruise Holmes: We Want Accurate Prenup Estimates

The figures being thrown around have a variability of tens of millions of dollars. The most common one though is the highest, $67 million.

Learn about what a prenuptual agreement is.


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