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Best Katie Holmes Video on YouTube

2006-12-05T03:32:00.000-08:00

If you're pressed for time, slide over to the last part. The Sims games are awesome, my daughter was looking over my wife's shoulder while she was playing once and convinced her to make her couple have a baby. When the baby began continually crying, my daughter suggested simply putting it out in the yard and it would eventually disappear. That was a teachable moment.

Tom and Katie are Man and Wife

2006-11-18T11:44:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise exchanged wedding vows Saturday evening in a 15th-century castle in an Italian medieval town. Arnold Robinson told The Associated Press that the ceremony had taken place.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Set a Wedding Date

2006-10-26T06:58:00.000-07:00

The long anticipated nuptials will happen in Italy on November 18. There really isn't much else to say about this. The tabloid editors are probably privately complaining about how boring and normal it all is. The paparazzi are overjoyed at being able to spend some time in their native land for a change. Andy Dick is apparently cancelling appearances so he can devote all of his time to final preparations ( oh wait, that was just a skit ). The baby is still too young to march in the wedding party. Maybe next time. L. Ron Hubbard took his Sea Org to Sicily during his search for treasure that he told them he had buried in a past life. Maybe there is a connection.

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Katie Holmes Must Still Have A Soul

2006-08-24T02:35:00.000-07:00

Here's my argument, Katie Holmes still has scientology 'handlers' following her around. If Tom and his pod-mates, or whatever they are called, were confident that she wouldn't do or say anything to sabotoge their agenda, they would let her out on her own.

This story is claiming that Katie brought a 'guest' to a fashion magazine's party even though it wasn't allowed and none of the other people who were invited brought a guest with them.

I think the whole thing with cults (including the ones that get to be called religions) is that they are just like hypnotism in that they can't make a person do something against their will. Threats and intimidation get better results and are therefore commonly used in tandem with religious teachings.

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are Not Selling Exclusive Photos of Baby Suri

2006-06-30T12:18:00.000-07:00

This is a news item where the people with the facts are holding out to make a few extra days worth of news out of the story. Tom Cruise takes the offer for a photo exclusive off the table because the millions weren't forthcoming. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's windfall went to charity. I wonder if all the media companies knew that any money that came Tom's way would go to scientology. You can't make a feel good story out of this whack cult.

Anyway, hours of fun can be had with an image search for 'Suri.' Alpacas, distinguished middle-eastern men, naked tribesmen, all of these and more go by the name 'Suri.'

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Katie and Suri Visit the Maternal Grandparents WITHOUT Tom

2006-05-31T10:51:00.000-07:00

One of those ubiquitous 'insiders' is quoted in Life and Style as saying the following regarding the trip to Ohio:

"He told Katie he wasn’t going, considering the bad relations between him and her family. Katie was really happy he said that, because she’d been afraid to admit to him that she didn’t want him to go."

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Cruise Holmes: We Want Accurate Prenup Estimates

2006-05-08T23:48:00.000-07:00

The figures being thrown around have a variability of tens of millions of dollars. The most common one though is the highest, $67 million.

Learn about what a prenuptual agreement is.

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Katie Had An Epidural

2006-04-20T14:16:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes gave birth to her baby quietly in a room filled with medical staff using hand gestures. At some point Katie gave a non-verbal indication that she wanted relief from the pain she was in, and an epidural anesthetic was administered.

Tom Cruise was there as comfort and support. He is now calling her a 'champ' according to reports. I'm starting to think that the weirdness is just a smokescreen to conceal the lameness...CHAMP?

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Katie Holmes Has Healthy Baby Girl

2006-04-19T07:38:00.000-07:00

The new baby weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and has been given the name Suri. Cruise's publicist, Paul Bloch gave out the details in a statement late yesterday. There was no word about where the child was born.

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Tom Cruise Jokes About Eating Katie's Placenta

2006-04-18T07:06:00.000-07:00

My source represented this story as totally serious for the first couple paragraphs. In most primate species, the mother does eat the placenta. It is a less common practice in Humans. The disc-shaped mass is rich in estrogens, so Tom Cruise may plan to eat it in an effort to stave off his fast approaching 'old guy' look.

Tom said later in the same interview that he would most likely NOT eat Katie's placenta. He did not give any indication of whether he expected Katie to eat it. Placetophagy is said to combat post-partum depression. Tom Cruise publicly criticized Brooke Sheilds for using anti-depressants to help with this problem.

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Katie Holmes to Deliver at Home in a Custom Made Delivery Room

2006-04-15T11:11:00.000-07:00

I haven't read anything saying that the 'deliver at home' thing is a way of avoiding bad press. The people attending are scientologists, so we can't hope for any leaks unless one of them is a future ex-scientologist.

I think the mainstream press has quite a balancing act going on. They are presenting enough facts to intrigue us with Tom's with his 'eccentricity' and mania while avoiding confronting the litigious Cruise with anything too critical. I think an outsider's take on the the psychological state of these parents to be during what tends to be a pretty unguarded moment is something Tom's people want to avoid. A few hundred thousand dollars in hospital equipment is nothing.

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Tom Tells Diane Saywer that Katie Can Have Drugs During Childbirth

2006-04-15T10:47:00.000-07:00

Interviewer Dianne Sawyer pressed Tom Cruise about whether Katie Holmes is being pressured to have a drug free, silent birth. Tom had this to say; "

Whatever the woman wants. I'm not gonna tell Kate, you know. If she needs an epidural, she's gonna get her epidural."

An epidural is a local anesthetic.
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Tom Cruise Had An Intuition About Katie's Pregnancy

2006-04-14T08:04:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise 'just knew' Katie Holmes was pregnant according to a GQ interview. Let's see, he's the type of guy who gets an 'In Home Ultrasound Machine'. Do you suppose there is some kind of test a woman could take at home to see if she was pregnant?

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Did Tom Cruise Get Katie Homes a Pacifier ?

2006-04-13T06:09:00.000-07:00

This is one of those stories that I don't report as fact, but really it COULD be true. There a numerous reports that Katie is being encouraged to remain quiet during childbirth, and now Star is saying that Tom got her some custom made device to put in her mouth.

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Katie Holmes is Expecting A Wedding This Summer

2006-04-04T12:18:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise's baby is a big enough publicity stunt to boost theatre revenue for MI3, he's decided to save the wedding as a DVD promotional device. Did I type that or did I just think it?

Anyway, the baby is due to arrive any moment and the movie comes out in May.

A wedding Saturday within the month of June is right up Tom's corny alley.

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Katie Holmes Eats Spicy Food To Induce Labour

2006-04-03T06:44:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes is getting curry every night.

She is going to give birth VERY soon.

Spicy food is actually one of the things that people believe can trigger childbirth. Driving on a bumpy road is another standard thing people resort to.

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Katie And Tom Spectacle Of Love And Fetusiness

2006-03-24T12:19:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes and her very large abdomen shared a public stage with Tom Cruise earlier this week. Tom's behavior was jokingly reminiscent of his Oprah appearance. If the organizers hadn't wanted that kind of spectacle, they wouldn't have had upholstured furniture on the stage.

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Now I Know Where Katie Holmes Disappeared To

2006-03-19T13:05:00.000-08:00

Sources are saying that Katie Holmes is spending several hours every day getting her fix of Scientology teaching. Actually, my one source described it as worshipping, but I don't think that word accurately describes what they profess to be doing. I believe, based on my skeptical research, that the church of scientology is a methodical system of crudely assessing what psychological neediness individuals have and then feeding those specific needs for a price.

Let's say a short (please note: Tom Cruise is not short, and he has NEVER been short) actor with some freakishly successful formulaic movies under his belt 'needs' some personal micro-managing and a 'sense of purpose'...

They couldn't get Elvis to sign up, cause he was already feeding his needs with peanut butter and banana sandwiches and barbituates.

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A Crazy Katie Holmes Related Theory

2006-02-07T07:56:00.000-08:00

I have an explanation for the unexplained variations in Katie Holmes' abdominal size. Follow closely:

1.) Tom Cruise and his Scientology 'Team Katie' are completely controlling Katie's every thought and action.
2.) Katie has a bladder that fills with urine as a result of normal human metabolism.
3.) In most normal humans, the bladder is emptied several times a day, usually voluntarily.
4.) Because of point #1, Katie is incapable of any voluntary actions, such as #3

5.) Because of Tom's busy schedule of acting and furniture stomping, he often forgets to tell Katie to go pee
6.) The result of #5 is that Katie's bladder has been stretched to an abnormal size, causing her to appear more pregnant when it is full and less pregnant when it is empty.

I hope this helps clear up the mystery.

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Katie Holmes Is One Of Them Now

2006-02-05T14:25:00.000-08:00

Reporter Roger Friedman has made a big deal of the fact that Katie Holmes signed the card that came with his scientology gift basket. I just want to know what kind of lines they gave Isaac Hayes to read for the South Park episode that Tom Cruise wouldn't let me see.

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Simulated Pregnancy Usually Done Using Pillows

2006-01-31T13:26:00.000-08:00

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Is It Impossible That Katie Holmes Is Faking Her Pregnancy?

2006-01-27T03:49:00.000-08:00

Boomspeed has a collage of Katie Holmes pictures with attached dates. The idea is to illustrate an irregular rise and fall and rise and fall in Katie's abdominal size.

It's an interesting enough theory to have some legs, but it seems highly unlikely. Here's the thing. The end result of a healthy pregnancy is a healthy baby. For there to be a Tom Cruise baby, SOMEBODY would have to be pregnant. If the relationship is a sham, wouldn't it be easier to only have one female will to suppress and control than two?

Unless the baby is being grown in a Scientology laboratory....

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Thank You, Tom, For Not Letting Us See Katie's Smoking Hot Body

2006-01-25T05:39:00.000-08:00

When 'Thank You For Smoking' was shown at the Toronto Film Festival last year the steamy shots of Katie's character Heather partake in a raunchy sex scene with 38-year-old Aaron Eckhart were included in all their glory. People believe Tom Cruise was unimpressed with the world seeing his lover naked and demanding their removal before it was shown in the US.

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Will Tom Cruise Take Time Off To Raise His Child?

2006-01-24T04:57:00.000-08:00

I confess, I'm an IMDB junky. If you look on the profile of your typical movie star, you will usually see listings for movies you've never heard of that are either in 'pre-production' or just 'announced'. Look at Tom Cruise, nothin', nada, zip, zilch. Maybe he's scheduling a few years off to help with the baby.

Katie Holmes of course has nothing in the works either, that's old news. I think she should have been doing some voice work at least, like she could have played herself on South Park.

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If You Missed Katie Holmes On South Park The First Time, You Are Out Of Luck

2006-01-19T04:41:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes was among several celebrities being poorly impersonated in a South Park episode titled 'Trapped in the Closet'.

One of the other celebrities took exception to how he was being portrayed and no broadcasters are showing the episode again. People in the UK will never get to see it, which is a shame because it is pretty funny.

This puts crazy Mel Gibson in a good light as he has allowed 'The Passion of the Jew' to be repeated ad nauseum and released as a DVD.

Tom Cruise is not gay and never has been.

Unrelated trivia: Isaac Hayes, who is the voice of Chef is also Scientology's Literacy Ambassador, children.

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Ellen Degeneres Attempts To Name Katie Holmes Baby

2006-01-14T09:59:00.000-08:00

During a televised chat with the expectant couple, Comedian Ellen Degeneres offered Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes these suggestions for baby names; Ellen for a girl and Dellen for a boy.

My advise to them, ignore this advice and PLEASE don't go on Conan O'Brian.

BTW Ellen is Hebrew and means light and mercy, Dellen is just stupid.

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Watch A Pre-Tom Katie Speaking Like A Non-Robot

2006-01-09T00:03:00.000-08:00

I confess, I don't watch much TV. While on an unsuccessful search for a trailer for Katie's 2005 movie 'Thank You For Smoking', I found this interview with Extra!

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Is The Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Wedding Off ?

2006-01-06T05:21:00.000-08:00

There are fresh facts and rumors about Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes.

The fact is that a trip the couple took to visit with Katie's parents was cut short.

The rumor is summed up in this quote Life & Style Weekly got from a 'close friend of the couple':

“My honest opinion is that the wedding’s not going to happen. Neither one of them seems as enthusiastic as they once did about marriage.”

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Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise May Be Fighting

2006-01-03T09:49:00.000-08:00

According to sources, Katie Holmes wants a big Catholic wedding in her hometown while Tom Cruise wants a small Scientology-oriented affair.

"She had to ask him twice just to get a proper response," Katie's friend tells Celebrity Living.

When Tom Cruise heard that, he angrily denied it.

Tom Cruise...Angry Denial? That just can't be.

Is he angry because it's not true, or angry because Katie has a friend who isn't part of the Special Scientology Katie Task Force?

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Katie Holmes Dispells Wedding Rumors

2005-12-30T09:57:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes said she has no plans to get married while she is pregnant because she wants to look her best on her wedding day, according to hollywood.com.

"All these rumours that we are getting married this week or next, they are just not true," Katie Holmes said.

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Chris Klein Won't Be Showering Katie Holmes With Presents

2005-12-29T00:05:00.000-08:00

Chris Klein says he won't be sending ex-fiancee Katie Holmes a gift or a congratulatory card after her baby is born.

Chris dated the virginal Katie for 5 years and called off their engagement one month before Holmes and Tom Cruise went public about their relationship.

Of course, this is only news because somebody got a quote from Klein.

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Andy Dick Planning Katie Holmes' Wedding ?

2005-12-28T08:55:00.000-08:00

Andy Dick did a comedy sketch as a planner for Tom and Katie's wedding on Comedy Central's Last Laugh 2005. He expertly skewers Scientology and everything wacked about it and Mr Cruise. It's so pointedly funny that Andy Dick now sits above Eli Lilly (maker of Prozac) and Brooke Shields on the Scientology hitlist.

Has Andy Dick ever been approached to join scientology?

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Why Are Katie Holmes And Jada Pinkett Smith Friends ?

2005-12-26T10:07:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes celebrated her 27th birthday with fiance Tom Cruise and pals Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in Miami Beach, Florida, on Friday night. The celebrity foursome partied at a club before taking a late-night sightseeing drive along the city's Ocean Drive according to Starpulse.

Jada Pinkett Smith was in Collateral with Tom Cruise.

Oh, and yes, Tom Cruise personally converted Jada to Scientology.

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Is Katie Holmes Skating Risky Business For Her Unborn Baby?

2005-12-25T08:06:00.000-08:00

The photo op with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ice skating has supposedly upset a few bulletin board posters. They think it's too much of a high risk activity for someone in such an advanced stage of pregnancy.

I was looking at the same pictures and thinking to myself "Good call Tom, you would have looked really gay in the figure skates."

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Tom Cruise Jokes That He Already Married Katie Holmes

2005-12-21T02:01:00.000-08:00

When a reporter asked if the pair planned to wed this weekend, Tom Cruise responded, "We got married last night. You missed it."

Psych.

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Katie Holmes Wedding: Poll Respondants Are Not Invited

2005-12-21T01:28:00.000-08:00

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may win hands down, feet up on the couch, as the most publicized courtship of the past year, but a survey of Star Magazine readers puts them a distant second as far as attending their wedding.

Nearly 50% of respondants would prefer to witness the joining of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Only 25% would prefer Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.

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People Get Lots Of Access For Katie Holme's Birthday

2005-12-16T14:41:00.000-08:00

This is the kind of PR that stars pay the big bucks for. It's all good. Tom and Katie were goofing around on that piano floor thing that was in that scene from BIG. They were ice skating at midnight.

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Is Katie Holmes At Risk For Avian Flu ?

2005-12-15T09:06:00.000-08:00

According to medical expert Dr. Erika Schwartz, who, according to The National Enquirer, has not treated Katie but has followed her pregnancy, saying: "It's not wise for Katie to take such risks. Tom has to be there (in China) for work, but she does not. She is risking the health of her unborn baby as well as her own."

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Advuce To Tom And Katie: Disappear

2005-12-13T10:36:00.000-08:00

KELLY PRESTON is urging her friend TOM CRUISE and his fiancee KATIE HOLMES to slip out of the limelight for a while.

She says, "Their relationship is so new and fresh, and everyone is so interested! They should sneak away and get some peace and quiet."

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Katie Holmes Crosses Fertility Increasing Bridge

2005-12-10T04:54:00.000-08:00

Tom and Katie visited an ancient temple in Shanghai, looking happy and relaxed. While there they went across a famous Songzo Laifeng bridge, which increases fertility, according to local legends. Does this mean there are more kids planned?

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Katie And Tom Set July Wedding Date

2005-12-05T02:14:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have organised their wedding list with the glitzy American department store Neiman Marcus and it reveals they will marry on July 7 - four days after Cruise's 44th birthday.

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Health Care Professionals Critical Of Tom's DIY Ultrasounds

2005-12-04T02:19:00.000-08:00

ACR Ultrasound Commission Chairman Carol M. Rumack said in a statement:

"Untrained people, even if they have the financial means, should not buy, or be allowed to buy and operate, ultrasound machines which are, in fact, medical devices and should not be used without a medical indication .... the ACR is concerned that Tom Cruise has been badly advised."

I expect a story tomorrow stating that he didn't mean that he does them all by himself, that he has a technician come in and the advice of a physician.

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Is Katie Holmes To Have A Boy ?

2005-12-02T13:51:00.000-08:00

An onlooker was eager to report seeing Katie Holmes out shopping:

"Katie didn't even look at any of the clothes or toys for girls. Katie bought lots of outfits. She went on a real spending spree. She was walking around the shops with her arms full of baby stuff and looking very pleased with herself."

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Katie Holmes Causes Crowding In China

2005-11-29T13:27:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes caused some serious chaos when she showed up on the set of Mission Impossible: III, which is filming in Xitang, in the Zhejiang province to see beau Tom Cruise. Cruise and Holmes were reportedly mobbed by Chinese fans eager for autographs and pictures with the couple.

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No Wedding Until After Katie's Baby Is Born

2005-11-27T03:31:00.000-08:00

The gestation period for the average human being is around 9 months. Mission Impossible 3 is coming to theatres in May 2006. To save your brain here's a conception date calculator.

I looked up a timeline, August is notable for not having an entry.

So my jaded take on this is that if the birth of his child will create enough press and 'heteroness' to coincide with his movie, he can save the whole wedding thing for later.

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Tom Cruise Denies 'Nutty' Rumors About Scientology And Childbirth

2005-11-24T22:41:00.000-08:00

Tom Cruise has gone on record as saying that the stories about Katie having to remain silent during chilbirth because of their religion are wrong.

He also tells Babara Walters that he bought his own sonogram machine, he will donate it to a hospital after Katie is done having babies.

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So Does Tom Touch Katie's Naked Belly?

2005-11-23T10:40:00.000-08:00

*THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF KATIE HOLME'S BABY

Tom Cruise has bought his own sonogram machine so he can follow the progress in Katie Holme's womb.

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Katie Holmes Uses Her Vibrator In A Movie Theatre

2005-11-21T03:29:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes was thrown out of a California cinema when a vibrating gadget disturbed fellow film fans.

The fiancee of superstar Tom Cruise was holding a buzzing aid against her pregnant stomach, as she believes it is comforting to the fetus.

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Is Tom Buying Katie Her Own Jet?

2005-11-20T02:28:00.000-08:00

TOM CRUISE has reportedly bought his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES her own $20 million customised Gulfstream jet as a wedding present, according to US tabloid National Enquirer.

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Katie And Tom Behave Normally In Public

2005-11-18T02:18:00.000-08:00

Tom Cruise's speech to the British Academy of Film and Television Arts was impressive — elegant and heartfelt: "I take this particular award with my eyes wide open to its responsibility." But the biggest surprise was that he didn't acknowledge Katie from the stage.

Recovering from bad PR is easy, basically just stop being nuts.

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Meaty Katie Holmes Interview, From Before She Became A Vegetable

2005-11-14T23:14:00.000-08:00

If you didn't know who Katie Holmes was before weird guy started gushing over her, here's an interview with a good helping of biographical info and some suprising insights:

Daniel Epstein: Anti-depressants are offered to your character ( in Dawson's Creek ). What's your take on them?

Katie Holmes: I know they work for a lot of people.

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Katie Holmes May Have To Fight For Tom

2005-11-13T10:46:00.000-08:00

Should Katie Holmes be worried about this little publicity stunt?

Salon report that Niki Yan, the Chinese woman who wrote "My Love for You, Tom Cruise -- A Desperate Chinese Girl's Confession," has had all her fan fantasies come true after getting to meet Cruise in person.

You will have to check out Niki's website to decide which side of the cute/creepy line this story lands on.

Scary wbesite...

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Katie Holmes Not Worried About Gossip

2005-11-12T00:34:00.000-08:00

While tabloids and gossip websites speculate about her relationship with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes insists those close to her know it is genuine - and that's all that matters.

She says, "It's a bit annoying, but I'm not worrying about things like that. I'm enjoying my time with Tom.

This is a VERY good answer. Coincidentally, the couple recently ditched Tom's sister and hired a VERY good publicist.

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Katie Holmes' Publicist Loses A Client

2005-11-08T12:07:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes appears to still have Tom Cruise's sister as her publicist after it was announced that Lee Anne DeVette will no longer be serving in that role for her brother. Or maybe Tom's new PR people are taking a day to figure out the "Katie Fires Lee Anne Too" story.

In her defense, I didn't see Lee Anne DeVette doing anything stupid on television.

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Tom And Katie Are A Crowd Pleasing Couple

2005-11-03T01:45:00.000-08:00

In the above picture, Tom Cruise is not wearing any pants!! And don't believe him when he says he just washed that finger.

During a $350-a-plate dinner at Scientology’s English headquarters, singer Isaac Hayes, a fellow Scientologist, called Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 26, to the stage, where they belted out rock standards with the band. On their song list? "Mustang Sally" and "Old Time Rock and Roll," which Cruise famously sang in his underwear in 1983's Risky Business.

Katie Holmes was 3 years old when Cruise did the 'Risky Business' thing. She's never seen Tom in his underwear.

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Ok, Now Tabloids Say Katie Has A Prenup For Tom

2005-11-03T01:31:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes' father, Martin Holmes “is playing hardball with the prenup negotiations,” according to The Star, which quotes a source as saying that Holmes wants to make sure that his daughter will receive “a lump sum payment in the millions if the marriage should dissolve before the five-year mark.”

I had passed along earlier dubious reports that Katie was shocked that Tom expected her to sign a prenup. I think the closest thing to the truth is that there are negotiations going on between the two parties that do not, in any way, resemble the joyous, lovestruck front that is being pushed on the media.

Here's some sample wording of an imaginary final agreement:

"...Miss Katie Holmes, hitherto to be refered to as the beard..."

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Cruise Hands Katie Holmes a Prenup

2005-10-26T05:56:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise served Katie Holmes, with a prenup – much to her dismay!

"She freaked out," claims a source.
"I think she thought it meant that he wasn't sure their relationship would last."

But Katie wiped her tears once the 26-year-old star saw that her future hubby's deal doled out a generous chunk of cash after five years of marriage.

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Katie Holmes Is Excited About The Baby

2005-10-23T10:00:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes told Access Hollywood that she and Tom Cruise are putting together a room for the baby. She also claims to be learning how to knit.

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Tom And Katie Will Play House In Ohio

2005-10-20T07:42:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise has bought a new pad in Ohio so that his pregnant fiancée, Katie Holmes will be able to be closer to her family.

It is rumoured that Holmes’ parents were not happy with their daughter’s whirlwind relationship with Cruise and this is his way of placating them.

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Is Katie Holmes More Pregnant Than She's Letting On?

2005-10-16T05:50:00.000-07:00

Katie and her fiancé, Tom Cruise were spotted together, last weekend, watching Tom’s adopted daughter Isabella playing in a Los Angeles Park and Holmes had a really huge tummy, abnormal for just a 12 weeks pregnancy.

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Katie Holmes Told To Just Shut Up And Push

2005-10-16T05:34:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes will have to suffer in silence while having Tom Cruise's baby under the rules of Scientology, which decrees women must remain silent during childbirth and shun painkilling drugs.

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Should Katie Holmes Play Wonder Woman?

2005-09-19T11:25:00.000-07:00

It's still early days for this project and there are a plethora of names being bandied about. Katie is one of those names, and she says if the script is good, she might be interested in donning the red, white and blue costume and bullet-reflecting bracelets.

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Cruise Wants To Remake Hong Kong Action Movie With Katie

2005-09-13T10:07:00.000-07:00

Paula Wagner is leading the charge to acquire, and consequently make, a remake of the popular kung-fu film "Naked Weapon". The 'talk' is that both Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be involved. Maggie Q, who starred in the original, is helping the cause. Cruise has cast her in a small part in "Mission Impossible 3."

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Cruise May Marry Katie Holmes On Christmas Day

2005-09-12T07:19:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise and fiancé Katie Holmes are to marry on Christmas Day, it has been claimed.

The star couple, who got engaged in May after a whirlwind two-month romance, are reportedly planning to tie the knot on the special day because they both love the festive holiday so much.

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Katie Holmes May Change Her Name

2005-09-11T07:38:00.000-07:00

In Touch magazine reports that Katie Holmes is thinking of becoming Kate Cruise when she weds Tom Cruise.

According to the celebrity mag, Tom calls her "Kate" and thinks she should use the name professionally.

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Tom Cruise Making BIG Plans For HIS Wedding

2005-08-28T11:07:00.000-07:00

Tom, 43, got the idea after he saw a wedding, earlier this year, held at a castle decorated like a temple.

He was bowled over by what he saw. He got his people to call the wedding planner and they said: 'Can you make it identical but with millions of flowers?'

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Has Katie Holmes Really Ditched Her 'Minder' ?

2005-08-21T07:06:00.000-07:00

Is Katie Holmes' romance with Tom Cruise running into trouble? Gossips say she's gotten rid of the Scientology minder who, until recently, followed her everywhere on orders from Tom. And while Katie was recently in Tom's mansion, gossips say she's shopping for a condo of her own. Tom denies any problems between them -- but Katie's remained silent.

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Does Katie Have Cold Feet ?

2005-08-14T17:06:00.000-07:00

A friend of Katie Holmes is reported to have said,"Katie doesn't exactly want to call off the wedding completely. She'd probably just be a lot happier if it wasn't happening so quickly!" However, the friend also adds: "Katie is a smart girl, and she could very well wake up one morning and decide that being with a man nearly twice her age is just not something she wants to do. She could become a real-life runaway bride."

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Katie Holmes Has Been Crying About All The Gossip

2005-08-07T12:27:00.000-07:00

So, now that both star's movies have had all the big weekends they're gonna get, it's time for us to stop examining their relationship with a critical eye and accept it for what it is: true love , pure and simple.

Or maybe some individuals who do truly love Katie should accept her a little more aggressively than the litigious [and otherwise without flaw] organization that is enveloping her.

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Modelling For Toy Maker Was Traumatic For Katie

2005-07-31T13:32:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes hated having to model for the action figure of her character, Rachel Dawes, because the skin-tight, see-through suit revealed left nothing to the imagination.

"I had to wear a nude spandex bodysuit, which showed everything."

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Katie Holmes' Complexion May Be Connected To Scientology Ritual

2005-07-25T15:14:00.000-07:00

Remember back in early May when Katie Holmes returned from her debut with Tom Cruise and appeared to have a gnarly case of herpes? The New York Daily News reports today on the hypothesis that perhaps those cold sores were the result of a Scientology purification ritual instead. Scientology insiders take part in a cleansing process called Purif, using niacin to rid their bodies of toxins. According to NYDN, Purif "can cause a red flush on the face and a diffuse itchy rash on the body when taken in large doses."

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Is Katie Lost?

2005-07-23T16:50:00.000-07:00

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. And if the cover story in August's W magazine is any indication, "Batman Begins" star Holmes has officially had both her peepers gouged from her gamine face by a sharp Scientology stick.

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Katie is 2 inches taller than Tom

2005-07-17T18:22:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise has always appeared to have all the confidence in the world. But there's one area the actor is particularly sensitive about: his height. At 5'7", Tom doesn't always measure up with his fellow leading men. And he's practically dwarfed by fiancee, Katie Holmes (5'9") when she wears heels. So when it comes to his films, Tom wants to convey the illusion of height.

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Katie's "Scientologist Chaperone" Now Speaking For Her

2005-07-10T17:54:00.000-07:00

When Katie was asked to describe her love, she went blank (ed.'blanker'). The woman described as her "Scientologist chaperone" jumped in to tell Holmes to say "you adore him."

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Katie Doesn't Want To Meet Tom's Ex's

2005-07-10T17:50:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes is begging Tom not to introduce her to any more of his former girlfriends or wives because she says it's "embarrassing." Tom has already introduced her to Penelope Cruz, his lover for three years, and is now talking about a get-together with Nicole Kidman, his ex-wife, and asking Nicole to attend their wedding.

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Scientology minder prompts Katie Holmes through interview

2005-07-10T04:35:00.000-07:00

In her first big interview since her betrothal to Cruise, who turned 43 last week, the actress, 26, responded to every question with gushing platitudes as her Scientologist "minder" looked on approvingly.

Katie has been almost constantly chaperoned by Jessica Rodriguez, 29, a senior member of L Ron Hubbard's Church of Scientology since she met Cruise six weeks before he proposed to her at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

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Nichole Will Not Be At Katie And Tom's Wedding

2005-07-05T15:01:00.000-07:00

Contrary to rumors, Nicole Kidman will not attend her ex-husband Tom Cruise`s wedding with Katie Holmes, says World Entertainment News Network.

The report said the rumors had said Cruise wanted Kidman to be guest of honor to show their children Isabella and Connor they can be friends and good parents.

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Scientology Wedding In August For Katie and Cruise

2005-07-03T12:40:00.000-07:00

TOM CRUISE and fiancee KATIE HOLMES are planning a Scientology which will take place next month (AUG05).

A source at the religious centre says, "Tom has encouraged Katie to embrace our faith and they have both agreed to a Scientology wedding service."

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Odds Makers Taking Bets On Cruise-Holmes Marriage

2005-06-29T17:28:00.000-07:00

The actual odds are pretty detailed. Let's just say they don't represent the '1 in 2 marriages ends in divorce' odds that the rest of us get.

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Katie's Hometown Friends Wonder Who This other Girl Is

2005-06-28T14:12:00.000-07:00

Some of the people in Toledo can't understand what's gotten into hometown girl Katie Holmes.

The Katie they know went to an all-girls Catholic school and would go to Mass with her parents whenever she came home.

They don't recognize the Katie who's engaged to Tom Cruise and is taking Scientology classes.

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Katie is In the Limelight/Headlights

2005-06-28T13:54:00.000-07:00

Actress Katie Holmes relationship with Hollywood star Tom Cruise has thrust her into the fashion limelight.

Katie has wowed the fashion world with her choice of clothes as she has worked the red carpet recently. Holmes has accompanied her new fiancé to premieres all over the world as he promotes his new movie War of The World's.

Holmes combines her wholesome fresh faced look with drop dead gorgeous movie star gowns.

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Are Katie and Tom simply carrying on a Hollywood tradition?

2005-06-27T16:01:00.000-07:00

It's a history dating back to the early days of the movie biz, when studios put morality clauses into actors' contracts and essentially forced gay stars deep into the closet.

Even today, when many stars are openly gay, public homophobia is still a bugaboo for the celebrity trying to maintain an image. Thus, the rumors of sham star relationships continue: in recent years, the now-defunct marriages of Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford, Kirstie Alley and Parker Stevenson, Michael Jackson and his spouses.

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Katie beats Tom's ex Nicole at the Box Office

2005-06-26T11:14:00.000-07:00

Nicole Kidman's new movie Bewitched debuted against the reigning box office king, Katie Holmes' flick Batman Begins.

And the result? Kidman lost by a nose. Batman took $8,250,000 across the US against $7,770,000 for Bewitched on its first day in the cinemas

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Tom (and Katie?) eager to start a family

2005-06-23T12:10:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are already planning to have children, the War of the Worlds star has revealed.

Asked whether the newly engaged couple would be hearing the patter of tiny feet, Cruise smiled and said “yes”.

But he told People magazine that before things move forward “we would have to talk to our families about it”.

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Against All Odds?

2005-06-23T12:02:00.000-07:00

The British are known for betting on everything and it looks like the Tom Cruise - Katie Holmes love affair has drawn their attention. It is reported that British bookmakers accept bets regarding the couples divorce. Ladbrokes are offering odds of 5/1 that Cruise and Holmes' marriage will not see through 2006.

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Katie Holmes Dropped From Batman Sequel

2005-06-23T11:54:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes has apparently been dropped from the Batman sequel as Warner Bros bosses are angry at how her relationship with Tom Cruise overshadowed the movie.

All the other major cast members, including Christian Bale, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman, have already signed up for the sequel, which will apparently feature Batman’s arch-nemesis, the Joker.

A spokesperson told Pagesix.com, "She won't be in the sequel, the next romantic interest will be a much stronger actress.

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Katie Holmes' Missing Days

2005-06-21T16:54:00.000-07:00

The newly engaged Katie Holmes still has some explaining to do to her friends and family.

There were 16 days in April during which no one seems to know where she was.

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Katie Not in Line of Fire During Prank

2005-06-20T11:51:00.000-07:00

A semi-angry Tom Cruise was squirted with water during a prank today as a freelance TV crew ambushed him in the Leicester Square.

Channel 4 is waiting to hear whether the star would press charges of the assault.

The TV crew was shooting a comedy sketch at last night's London premiere of "War of the Worlds", where Cruise and fiancee Katie Holmes were greeting the crowds.

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Engaged !

2005-06-18T13:10:00.000-07:00

Early Friday morning, atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Tom Cruise proposed to girlfriend Katie Holmes.

Today is a magnificent day for me, I'm engaged to a magnificent woman, he told the BBC.

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Katie Holmes' Magical 'Best Friend'

2005-06-18T08:38:00.000-07:00

The starry-eyed chaperone who’s been accompanying Katie Holmes to Batman Begins press junkets is not only an agent of Scientology—she’s a powerful one. According to an article from the sect’s in-house magazine, Source, Holmes’ new Church-assigned handler, Jessica Rodriguez, ascended to the level of “New Operating Thetan IV” (the same as Tom Cruise) in January 2004. What the Beck does that mean?

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Beri Designs Dress for Premiere

2005-06-16T15:51:00.000-07:00

Ritu Beri does it again! When Hollywood actress Katie Holmes walked the red carpet for the Batman Begins premiere on Monday evening at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater, LA, it was a Beri-designed silver gray gown that she wore.

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This Love is For Real

2005-06-15T16:35:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise on Tuesday dismissed suggestions that his relationship with actress Katie Holmes was fabricated as a publicity stunt.

"I have to laugh. It's just ridiculous," Cruise said at the European premiere for his new film "War of the Worlds" in Berlin. "Something magnificent has happened to me and something extraordinary and I'm so happy I can't restrain myself."

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Holmes says she's embracing Scientology

2005-06-14T16:45:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes says she's embracing Scientology, the religion of her boyfriend, Tom Cruise.

Holmes, in London to promote her new film, "Batman Begins," was asked if she is taking lessons in the Church of Scientology, a religion founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.

She responded "Yes, I am, and I'm really excited about it."

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