Katie Holmes Causes Crowding In China

Katie Holmes caused some serious chaos when she showed up on the set of Mission Impossible: III, which is filming in Xitang, in the Zhejiang province to see beau Tom Cruise. Cruise and Holmes were reportedly mobbed by Chinese fans eager for autographs and pictures with the couple.

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No Wedding Until After Katie's Baby Is Born

The gestation period for the average human being is around 9 months. Mission Impossible 3 is coming to theatres in May 2006. To save your brain here's a conception date calculator.

I looked up a timeline, August is notable for not having an entry.

So my jaded take on this is that if the birth of his child will create enough press and 'heteroness' to coincide with his movie, he can save the whole wedding thing for later.


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Tom Cruise Denies 'Nutty' Rumors About Scientology And Childbirth

Tom Cruise has gone on record as saying that the stories about Katie having to remain silent during chilbirth because of their religion are wrong.

He also tells Babara Walters that he bought his own sonogram machine, he will donate it to a hospital after Katie is done having babies.

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So Does Tom Touch Katie's Naked Belly?

*THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF KATIE HOLME'S BABY

Tom Cruise has bought his own sonogram machine so he can follow the progress in Katie Holme's womb.

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Katie Holmes Uses Her Vibrator In A Movie Theatre

Katie Holmes was thrown out of a California cinema when a vibrating gadget disturbed fellow film fans.

The fiancee of superstar Tom Cruise was holding a buzzing aid against her pregnant stomach, as she believes it is comforting to the fetus.

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Is Tom Buying Katie Her Own Jet?

TOM CRUISE has reportedly bought his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES her own $20 million customised Gulfstream jet as a wedding present, according to US tabloid National Enquirer.

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Katie And Tom Behave Normally In Public

Tom Cruise's speech to the British Academy of Film and Television Arts was impressive — elegant and heartfelt: "I take this particular award with my eyes wide open to its responsibility." But the biggest surprise was that he didn't acknowledge Katie from the stage.

Recovering from bad PR is easy, basically just stop being nuts.

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Meaty Katie Holmes Interview, From Before She Became A Vegetable

If you didn't know who Katie Holmes was before weird guy started gushing over her, here's an interview with a good helping of biographical info and some suprising insights:

Daniel Epstein: Anti-depressants are offered to your character ( in Dawson's Creek ). What's your take on them?

Katie Holmes: I know they work for a lot of people.

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Katie Holmes May Have To Fight For Tom

Should Katie Holmes be worried about this little publicity stunt?

Salon report that Niki Yan, the Chinese woman who wrote "My Love for You, Tom Cruise -- A Desperate Chinese Girl's Confession," has had all her fan fantasies come true after getting to meet Cruise in person.

You will have to check out Niki's website to decide which side of the cute/creepy line this story lands on.

Scary wbesite...

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Katie Holmes Not Worried About Gossip

While tabloids and gossip websites speculate about her relationship with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes insists those close to her know it is genuine - and that's all that matters.

She says, "It's a bit annoying, but I'm not worrying about things like that. I'm enjoying my time with Tom.

This is a VERY good answer. Coincidentally, the couple recently ditched Tom's sister and hired a VERY good publicist.

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Katie Holmes' Publicist Loses A Client

Katie Holmes appears to still have Tom Cruise's sister as her publicist after it was announced that Lee Anne DeVette will no longer be serving in that role for her brother. Or maybe Tom's new PR people are taking a day to figure out the "Katie Fires Lee Anne Too" story.

In her defense, I didn't see Lee Anne DeVette doing anything stupid on television.

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Tom And Katie Are A Crowd Pleasing Couple

In the above picture, Tom Cruise is not wearing any pants!! And don't believe him when he says he just washed that finger.

During a $350-a-plate dinner at Scientology’s English headquarters, singer Isaac Hayes, a fellow Scientologist, called Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 26, to the stage, where they belted out rock standards with the band. On their song list? "Mustang Sally" and "Old Time Rock and Roll," which Cruise famously sang in his underwear in 1983's Risky Business.

Katie Holmes was 3 years old when Cruise did the 'Risky Business' thing. She's never seen Tom in his underwear.

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Ok, Now Tabloids Say Katie Has A Prenup For Tom

Katie Holmes' father, Martin Holmes “is playing hardball with the prenup negotiations,” according to The Star, which quotes a source as saying that Holmes wants to make sure that his daughter will receive “a lump sum payment in the millions if the marriage should dissolve before the five-year mark.”

I had passed along earlier dubious reports that Katie was shocked that Tom expected her to sign a prenup. I think the closest thing to the truth is that there are negotiations going on between the two parties that do not, in any way, resemble the joyous, lovestruck front that is being pushed on the media.

Here's some sample wording of an imaginary final agreement:

"...Miss Katie Holmes, hitherto to be refered to as the beard..."

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